Daddy's kayak had been sitting out in the front yard for months, so Mum decided to move it to the basement, were it's supposed to live when not being used. Well, she flipped it over upright and we found we were under attack! There were BILLIONS of ants, ant larvae, ant everything. They made a collective buzzing noise that would frighten an anteater. Did I mention that they bite? Yep, they crawl up onto your legs and bite. Dirty, rotten, scandals.
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